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Tuesday, 24 May 2016

4 WAYS TO GET YOURMAN TO READ YOUR MIND


4 ways to get your man to read your mind

  • Many women are sure they married someone who fits their "list." Sure, you might not have actually written down characteristics of who they'd like to marry but you mentally kept notes. He might be tall, funny, educated, and have curly dark hair, but I'm guessing there was one glaring thing missing from that list you wish you would have included: mind reader. Don't worry too much- if the look on your face doesn't give your mister the slightest idea you might be upset, don't fret. There are a few ways you can get the message to Mr. Wonderful:
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  • Live in "Fantasy Land"

    Along with your significant other (S.O.) instantly being able to read your mind, your children will listen to what you say the first time and prefer reading quietly to watching "Caillou" 106 times in a row. Living in Fantasy Land is the quickest fix to getting your husband to read the words scrolling in your head, but it's hard to find. However, as a special Fantasy Land bonus, there are magical fairies that do the laundry, dishes, and cook. I suggest booking your imaginary one way ticket as soon as possible.

  • Marry a superhero

    I know you think your mister plays the part of Superman in your little love story, but super strength and flying don't come in handy nearly as often as mind reading would. Dust off the comic books and do some research and check to see if any heroes with telepathy are on the market. Marrying another masked-and-caped hero would come with mind reading and would leave the kryptonite. It's a win-win situation, isn't it?

  • Buy a mental projector

    This techie toy isn't even in the Kickstarter phrase yet, but you could make that happen with your endless amounts of time and money, right? The idea is pretty simple: once a thought like "I'd rather not go to dinner at the Johnson's house tonight because the 3-year-old has been barfing all day and you know I'm allergic to the Johnson's cats" flashes in your brain, the idea is projected on your forehead for your husband to see before he can accept the dinner invitation. Of course, the more advanced models let only your beloved read the phrase to avoid hurt feelings.

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  • Travel time and space

    Any science fiction fan is aware of the rumors that mind readers might be found on other planets. You have always said you've always wanted to travel, so this hint gives you the perfect excuse for some space exploration. You'd need a few thousand years off from work and mommy time, but the payoff would be worth it. Think of all the good you'd be doing for all of your married friends by bringing back aliens with mind reading powers.
    Maybe these ideas seem a bit farfetched, but it could be slightly intentional. Wishing your darling could read your mind is an impossible hope. Yes, it would be convenient; it would help you both avoid misunderstandings, and it also would most likely prevent some serious arguments. However, mind reading just isn't an option in any relationship no matter what you try. Fortunately, the alternative isn't half bad; actual communication can clear up any missed signals pretty quickly.

As a recent college graduate, studying has been replaced with more traveling, reading, sketching, writing, and baking. My Humanities and English degree has been put to good use at local concerts and museums, neighboring bookstores, and various farmer's markets.Trying to master the art of being a tourist at home and abroad, I'm on the hunt for the next adventure as well as my next international expedition.


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  • Women seem to notice everything that is "wrong" with another woman. They can easily spot any makeup disaster, ugly hairdo or tacky outfit. But what about men? Will those who understand nothing of fashion or feminine things also notice when a woman is ill-groomed?

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    The answer is yes. Most men can tell when a woman is trying too hard and not pulling something off. Here are 10 things they hate most:

  • 1. Extreme hairstyles

    A woman with hair full of volumizing product and variously placed bobby pins walks into the room. You think she will attract the attention of all the men at the party. Will it attract attention? Yes, but I doubt if any man wants to get near that rat's nest for any other reason than to see what is holding all of it up. Most men prefer long, loose, soft and silky hair, not sticky hairspray and hard gels.

  • 2. Masked faces

    Foundation is used to hide imperfections, fine lines and blemishes. However, it should be applied as a thin, even layer, and in a shade that blends right in to your skin. Overuse can make it look like you came out with a layer of clay on your face. When applied correctly, no one should be able to tell that you are hiding imperfections on your face. Remember, less is always more.

  • 3. Sticky eyelashes

    You know that effect when a woman uses too much mascara -- her eyelashes all stick together and smear black with each blink. Nothing about that look is attractive. Use good quality mascara that dries quickly and does not smudge. After applying, use an eyelash brush to remove any excess off of your lashes. Men love beautiful and expressive eyes, free of black clumps.

  • 4. Too much glitter

    If you are not a professional makeup artist, it is probably best to stick to the matte shadows. They adhere better and are less likely to concentrate in the crease of your eyelid.

  • 5. Yellow teeth and bad breath

    Yellow teeth and bad breath are not attractive to anyone. If you struggle in this area, you should realize that the source of the problem is probably found in poor hygiene. Or maybe you need to cut back on the coffee, black tea or red wine, or lose the cigarettes. Whatever it is, address the source of your problem, and try adding whitening toothpaste and dental floss to brighten your smile. Lozenges or sugar-free breath sprays also help a lot.

  • 6. Lack of body care

    Poorly manicured nails, hairy legs and unshaven armpits are major turn-offs for men. Poor personal hygiene cannot be hidden by makeup and nice clothes.

  • 7. Dry or oily skin

    Yes, men notice. The sight of a dried heel, oily face or peeling skin is a warning to "back off." Don't expect to turn him on with cracked lips.

  • 8. Primping in public

    Men are not interested in knowing your tricks to become more attractive. Put on your makeup at home and don't fuss over it in public.
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  • 9. Dark lips

    Lipstick is a great tool to make your lips more beautiful and defined. But beware, if misused, the lip liner pencil can become your enemy. When going out for dinner, use a lipstick and liner close to the color of your lips. Dark lipstick colors have the awful tendency to smudge onto your teeth while you are talking or eating -- not a pleasant sight for those who are watching. Also, remember that dark lip liner paired with lighter lipstick leaves an aged appearance.

  • 10. Perfume overload

    Excesses are always a bad idea. Remember, the more expensive the perfume, the less you should use. The cheaper the perfume, the less you should use. So try to put a drop only in certain points such as the neck, behind the ears and wrists. A little bit of a good perfume is plenty.
    *This article is a translation and adaption of the original article, "10 coisas que os homens não acham atraente."*

Stael Pedrosa Metzger is a free-lancer writer, translater, designer and artisan. She loves brazilian classical literature and science fiction movies. She is married and mother of two.
Website: http://tedandoumaideia.blogspot.com.br/


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